There is no doubt in my mind that there is a perceived crisis in this country that is more important than almost anything imaginable. It is always covered by the national news media, radio talk show hosts spend days on end making it their topic of the day, and police and other law enforcement agencies drop everything to concentrate on this crisis. What is it, you may ask? Answer: Finding missing white women. Let's consider the most recent case. While every other citizen must have a 48 hour waiting period before they are even considered missing, white women somehow get to the top of the list immediately. What we need, then, is a team of experts who can hit the ground running and find these "missing" women immediately. I offer a short list of experts:
Clarence Thomas
Michael Jackson
Wayne Brady
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Quincy Jones
Lenny Kravitz
Dennis Rodman
Taye Diggs
Terrence Howard
Randy Moss
O. J. Simpson
Charles Barkley
Sidney Poiter
Cuba Gooding
Tiger Woods
ALTERNATES:
Wesley Snipes
Kobe Bryant
Brian Nichols
Once we find all the "missing" white women, then maybe we can concentrate on those who are truly missing. Like Tamika Huston . Or Shy 'Kemmia Shy' Rezz Pate . Or all the missing black children in this country whose disappearance is given little or no media coverage.
